2. A sketchbook with drawings of questionable nature
3. Buttons with various horrible sayings
4. A steam-punk timepiece
5. A taxidermied skunk which appears to be in the midst of a soul-stirring monologue
6. A live lemur, preferably wearing a replica of Hugh Hefner's smoking jacket
7. A digital recording of Leonard Nimoy singing "If I Had A Hammer"
8. A set of pathetic love letters ala Sorrows of Young Werther or a high school student
9. An egg timer set to stun!
10. A locket which holds a picture of the David Cassidy of 2011
That is all. Pack accordingly.
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